The Wolf v. Huntsman Case

 This image was captured on Grandma’s camera footage
This image was captured on Grandma’s camera footage

On the morning of September fifth 2023, the Huntsman was found guilty for the murder of The Wolf. The Huntsman is claiming self-defense, but witnesses say otherwise. 

Around 8:00 a.m., Little Red Riding Hood set out to visit her sick grandma. 

“When I made the cake early that morning, I remember the clock saying 8:04 a.m. when I took it out of the oven and called Little Red Riding Hood downstairs to take the cake and wine to Grandma’s house,” Mother told interveiwers. 

Little Red Riding Hood left at the command of her mother, she claims to have seen The Wolf on her way to Grandma’s. According to Little Red Riding Hood, he tried to trick her into wandering off the path to get flowers for Grandma, “I was naive… and he was wicked! He led me off the path so he could go eat Grandma! When I got to her house, he even played tricks on me, making me believe HE was Grandma!” 

Next, we heard from Grandma, “He showed up at my door pretending to be Little Red Riding Hood, and I believed him. He came inside and I didn’t even have time to think before he devoured me up. He took advantage of a poor, sickly, old woman.” 

To sum this all up, Little Red Riding Hood went to visit Grandma. On the way there, Little Red Riding Hood encountered The Wolf. He distracted her, went inside Grandma’s House, and ate Grandma.

This is when the Huntsman claims to have been outside when he heard loud snoring coming from inside Grandma’s house. He said, “I went inside and I found a wolf comfortably laying in Grandma’s bed. I was going to shoot the thing, but I thought, Maybe he might have eaten that old woman. So instead, I took scissors and cut The Wolf open straight down the middle. To my suprise, I also saw Little Red Riding Hood. Apparently, he ate her too! I saved both of their lives and I should not be tried for murder!” 

However, we had other witnesses say otherwise. The Wolf’s family is speaking on behalf of The Wolf. They claim that he hadn’t eaten for days, “We are running out of resources. The Huntsman keeps killing all our food and is leaving us with nothing. Wolf has been giving me and the pups every bit of food he finds.”

This case was taken to the Supreme Court. The case ruled in favor of The Wolf stating, “As a result of The Huntsman being the cause of Grandma and Little Red Riding Hood to be eaten in the first place, along with the murder of The Wolf. The Huntsman has been found guilty in The Court of Law.” The Huntsman was charged with second degree murder charges and is sentenced to 23 years in prison. 

Little Red Riding Hood’s family is outraged and has released a petition along with launching a protest. On the contrary, The Wolf’s family is overjoyed to hear this news.

 

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